How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.