What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!