What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.