What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!