What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!