What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don