What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.