What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?