What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don