Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.