What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”