Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”