What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.