How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”