Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.