What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.