What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.