The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.