Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
Crowing, crowing, gone.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".