I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.