Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
What do crows read? Cawmics.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.