What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.