Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Crowing, crowing, gone.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.