I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.