No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws