I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.