Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.