What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.