A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.