A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What do crows read? Cawmics.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.