Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
I like you, you croc my world.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!