Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
I like you, you croc my world.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.