What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.