How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
I like you, you croc my world.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.