Crocodile Puns

These alligator puns will croc your world.

Crocodile Puns

Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
I like you, you croc my world.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!