Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
I like you, you croc my world.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!