That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.