What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”