What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.