Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
I like you, you croc my world.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.