What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
I like you, you croc my world.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.