What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.