What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
I like you, you croc my world.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.