What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
I like you, you croc my world.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.