How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
I like you, you croc my world.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
Some people like to play croc-quet.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!