Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
I like you, you croc my world.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.