If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
Some people like to play croc-quet.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.