What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.