What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.