A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.