The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.