What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.