The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.