Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.