The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.