What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
What do you get when you cross a cow and an earthquake?
Milkshake.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"