When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.