When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.