What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
What do you get when you cross a cow and an earthquake?
Milkshake.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.