Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
What do you get when you cross a cow and an earthquake?
Milkshake.
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!