That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case
What do you get when you cross a cow and an earthquake?
Milkshake.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.