Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
What do you get when you cross a cow and an earthquake?
Milkshake.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.