How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.