Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.