What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!