Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.