Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.