What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.