How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!