What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
They set a new lap record.
What did the cat say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny!
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
What do kittens wear? Dia-purrs!
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
My two cats had a fight today.
They soon hissed and made up though.
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
What is a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.