Where did the independent cat decide to live? In Catalonia!
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three blind mice!
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
What is a cat’s favorite class at school? Hiss-tory!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
Why was the cat not allowed on the computer? Because she tried to catch the mouse!