Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
Why did the cat invest in the stock market? He thought is was a good op-paw-tunity
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
Why do cats have minty breath? Because they use mousewash
What type of cat will keep your garden looking nice and tidy? A lawn meower.
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
What do kittens wear? Dia-purrs!
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
My husband was allergic to my cat so I knew I had to get rid of him… so I’m looking to rehome Gerry, he’s thirty-five and works in accounting!
What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults.
What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round of a-paws.
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
What did the cat say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny!
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its bark!
What do you call a large pile of cats? A meowntain!
My two cats had a fight today.
They soon hissed and made up though.
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.