What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults.
What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round of a-paws.
Why are cats bad at telling stories? Because they only have one tail!
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
What did the scientist’s cat say? I think I’ve lost an electron, I’m pawsitive!
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
Where do kittens learn to move around? On the catwalk
Why do cats not laugh at jokes? They take things too litter-ally.
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its bark!
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
What is a cat’s favorite class at school? Hiss-tory!
What is a cat’s favorite type of bird? An e-mew!
What type of cat will keep your garden looking nice and tidy? A lawn meower.
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee.
Why do cats have minty breath? Because they use mousewash
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!