What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
Why did the cat decide to sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily!
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
My husband was allergic to my cat so I knew I had to get rid of him… so I’m looking to rehome Gerry, he’s thirty-five and works in accounting!
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
What did the scientist’s cat say? I think I’ve lost an electron, I’m pawsitive!
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
Why was the cat not allowed on the computer? Because she tried to catch the mouse!
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
What did the cat say when something bad happened? That’s un-fur-tunate!
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
What do kittens wear? Dia-purrs!
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three blind mice!
What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee.
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
Where do cats go when they lose their tail? A re-tail store!
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
Where did the independent cat decide to live? In Catalonia!
What did the cat say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny!
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
What did Spock say to his cat? Live long and paw-sper.
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.