Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
They set a new lap record.
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
Why are cats scared of trees?
Because of their bark.
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
Where does a cat keep its coins? In its purr-se.
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
What did the cat say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny!
Why do cats not laugh at jokes? They take things too litter-ally.
What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
What type of cat will keep your garden looking nice and tidy? A lawn meower.
What do you call a large pile of cats? A meowntain!
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
Where do cats go when they lose their tail? A re-tail store!
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
Why did the cat invest in the stock market? He thought is was a good op-paw-tunity
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round of a-paws.
What do kittens wear? Dia-purrs!
What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge!
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults.
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee.
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three blind mice!
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
What is a cat’s favorite type of bird? An e-mew!
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!