What do cats eat on hot days?
Mice cream.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
Which state of America has lots of cats and dogs? Petsylvania
What type of cats usually purr the best? Purr-sians!
What type of cat will keep your garden looking nice and tidy? A lawn meower.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
What is a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.
Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
What is a cat’s favorite class at school? Hiss-tory!
Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!
What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
Why did the cat invest in the stock market? He thought is was a good op-paw-tunity
What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee.
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
What did the lion say to his cubs when he was first teaching them how to hunt? Don’t cross the road until you see the zebra crossing!
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
What do you call a large pile of cats? A meowntain!
Where do kittens learn to move around? On the catwalk
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!