How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
What is a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.
What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
Where do cats go when they lose their tail? A re-tail store!
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
Which state of America has lots of cats and dogs? Petsylvania
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the pause.
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
What do you call a large pile of cats? A meowntain!
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
For kitty littering.
Why do cats have minty breath? Because they use mousewash
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
Why was the cat not allowed on the computer? Because she tried to catch the mouse!
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its bark!
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
What did the lion say to his cubs when he was first teaching them how to hunt? Don’t cross the road until you see the zebra crossing!
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
What is a cat’s favorite class at school? Hiss-tory!
What do cats eat on hot days?
Mice cream.
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
They set a new lap record.
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
Why are cats scared of trees?
Because of their bark.
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!