What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
What did the lion say to his cubs when he was first teaching them how to hunt? Don’t cross the road until you see the zebra crossing!
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
My husband was allergic to my cat so I knew I had to get rid of him… so I’m looking to rehome Gerry, he’s thirty-five and works in accounting!
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
What is a cat’s favorite class at school? Hiss-tory!
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
For kitty littering.
Where do cats go when they lose their tail? A re-tail store!
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
Why do cats have minty breath? Because they use mousewash
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
What did the cat say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny!
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
They set a new lap record.
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three blind mice!
Where do kittens learn to move around? On the catwalk
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
Where did the independent cat decide to live? In Catalonia!
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
Why are cats scared of trees?
Because of their bark.
What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the pause.
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!
What is a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.