Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.