How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”