A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.