Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.