What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.