The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.