Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.