What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."