Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.