Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.