Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.