Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.