What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.