What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.