Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.