What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.