A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.