What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.