As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?