Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.