Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.