Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.