What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.