Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.