Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.