What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.