What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.