What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.