Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.