What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.