How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!