What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.