What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.