Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!