What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!