What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.