What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.