What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!