Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.