Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.