Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.