What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.