How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!