What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.