What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.