What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.