Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.