What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.