Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.