How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!