What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.