What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.