What kind of luggage did the vulture bring on the flight?
Carrion.
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Why don't crabs give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
I heard someone broke out of prison using a sheep
I didn’t believe it until I saw the news and he was on the lamb.
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
What does Harry Potter use when sealing packages?
His Parceltongue.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
What are the fastest fish in the river? The motor-pike with a side-carp!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off.
What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
“Cheer up!”
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Why did the elephant start the stampede?
Because it wanted to be herd.
Why do pandas love watching classic movies?
Because they are in black and white.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.