Why can't you trust zebras?
Because they're convicted horse felons.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Whale, whale, whale…
If it isn’t a pod.
What is a seals favorite subject?
Art Art Art Art!
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?
Addercadabra and abradacobra.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What birds should you recycle?
Toucans.
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large chested crab?
One’s a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
What do llamas do when they eat outside together?
They have an alpacanic.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.
What did the lion say to his cubs when he was first teaching them how to hunt? Don’t cross the road until you see the zebra crossing!
Why did the snowman name his dog ‘Frost’?
Because ‘Frost’ bites.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.