My dog loves designer hand-bags.
So I got him a Poochi.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
What did the clean dog say to the dirty dog?
Long time no flea.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
Did you hear about the crow who worked at a call Center?
He was fired for Just Caws.
What birds should you recycle?
Toucans.
Hermit crabs’ house phones were always shell phones
My two pet crabs have very different personalities. One is always in a good mood, but the other can be a bit of a grump.
Their names are crabA and crabB
Some people like to play croc-quet.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
Why would a horse make a good president?
They know how to lead.
What do you call a royal giraffe?
Your highness.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do llamas always reply when you thank them?
No probllama.
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.