A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
What kind of dog sniffs out flowers?
A bud hound.
I don’t know why everyone is so upset about untraditional family structures, it’s been happening in the animal world for years. For example, all water buffalos have three parents.
One oxygen buffalo and two hydrogen buffalos.
What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
A molar bear.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round of a-paws.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
A chap sees a zebra sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn. He says “what are you doing here?” The zebra says, “well, I enjoyed the book”.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?
A kanga-moo.
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
Independ-ant.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
What do you call an otter with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?
Peter Panda.
Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to fishlam.
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
My dog loves Star Wars.
His favorite character is Chew-bark-a.
Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
Due to social distancing, I had a conversation with a spider today,
Seems nice, he’s a web designer.
What cartoon do horses like to watch?
Whinny the Pooh.
Why won't the dog listen to the farmer's sheep jokes?
He's herd them all.
What did the squirrel say when his tail got caught in the door?
...It won’t be long now!
What did the father squirrel tell his son?
Acorny joke.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
A mosquito was trying to land on my arm.
I shook it and said:
"Not on my watch."
Where do the monkeys get their gossip?
They hear it on the ape vine.
Q. What is a gorilla in a wheelchair called?
A. Dis-ape-led.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
What did Cinderella Dolphin lose?
Her glass flipper!
How does a bear get from one place to another?
On a bear-o-plane.
What kind of underwear do monkeys wear?
Chimpantsies.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
To get to the other tide.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What did the llama say to the grass?
“Nice gnawing you!”
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.