Did you hear about the new watermelon powered cars set to come out next year? Yeah, it’s too bad you only get a water-melon the gallon.
Did you hear the one about the watermelon pirate who went to the Caribbean? Must have desperately wanted to catch some arrgh and arrgh.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
“It wanted to be a watermelon.”
What’s the only type of melon that changes colours at will? Well, a chamelon.
Nobody wants to sit next to the watermelon in the class because it has a strange smelon.
The watermelon thief was charged with robbery with violence, but the judge later changed that to a minor felony; or melony as he put it.
Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
“It was melondramatic.”
I always wondered why the watermelon loving librarian never touched any of the books; turns out she’d red them all.
The forecast said that we’re in for a hot summer; better make sure I watermelon everyday or else the yard will dry up.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a watermelon by it’s diameter? Watermelon PI.
What do you call a girl with no arms, no legs, sitting in a watermelon patch?
“Melanie! (melon-y)”
I hear Jake finally broke up with his crazy grocer girlfriend; never could tell water problem was.
What excuse did the late watermelon give his boss? He said be there in 5 boss, I’m just rind the corner.
If Jim has 15 watermelons and throws one at Mary, what does Mary have?
“A really bad headache!”
The watermelon plant didn’t like sharing a garden with passion vines; but they started to grow on him.
What do you call a watermelon that spends all day at the beauty spa? Must be a hottermmelon.
What is Bruce Lee’s favourite fruit? Wataaaaar melooooon?
Even though Jake was a heartthrob Casanova, he just had to break up with his long-time watermelon vending girlfriend; said she was always melondramatic about everything.
What do you call two watermelons that are not allowed to get married? A couple of can’t- elopes.