You've really struck a gourd with me...
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
Michael Gourdan.
Why couldnt the pumpkin have kids?
He had a halloweener.
My son just tried to tell me a joke about pumpkins.
Oh, gourd, was it awful.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
A dog in a pumpkin patch is called...
a pumpkin pooch.
Why did the pirate have a pumpkin strapped to his arm?
He was a squash-buckler.
What did the pumpkin say to the jar? Soon I will be ajar too.
What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other? Cut it out!
When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin? When you drop it; then it's squash!
I'm the pun King of Halloween.
What does a surprised pumpkin say?
OH MY GOURD!
Why did the Jack-O-Lantern go to the pumpkin patch?
Because he had holes in him.
My dad said he wanted to steal a pumpkin
but all the stores were well-gourded.