What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.