What happens to Germans when they eat too many lemons?
They become sour krauts.
I got my paycheck with a lemon slice on it today...
turned out my ex-wife was garnishing my wages.
What do you give to a sick lemon?
lemonaid.
What do you call an evil lemon?
Sour On
Why is it better to smell roses and lemons than a pile of poop?
It’s just plain common scents.